Tuy is one of the important female characters in The Aten Sequence Books, efficiently looking after the practical side of Aten's life at the villa, while at the same time being a sarcastic thorn in his side. But she too has her story and her dreams, and being stuck on Earth with Aten had very definitely never been part of her plans.
‘I was really going places you know,’ Tuy gulped, as two fat
teardrops formed in the corner of her eyes and slowly tracked their way down
her flushed cheeks.
‘I had plans, I had dreams, I was really going places. And now look at me? Stuck here in this hot, dusty hellhole that
doesn’t even have a proper power supply.’
The guard cat broke off from his morning ablutions to fix
her with his enigmatic feline stare.
‘Don’t look at me like that.
It’s not my fault that the only thing I’ve got to talk to is a cat. At least you don’t answer back, which is more
than I can say for some of them round here.’
Tuy flung the onions she had been peeling into the bowl with
unnecessary vigour and turned around to fetch the goose that was hanging on the
wall behind her.
‘And don’t think that I don’t know what you are up to? If you put so much as one paw on this goose
carcass, you’ll be going into the pot with it.
Don’t think I don’t know where that stuffed carp went last week.’
The guard cat looked mildly offended at this insinuation and
returned to lovingly licking his front leg.
‘See, even you don’t take me seriously,’ Tuy wailed, as
fresh tears started tumbling down her face.
‘But you don’t know; none of you know. I was really going
someplace, someplace special. I was the
only one out of my clutch to even make it external processing and do you know
how many get through and are given an exit permit? Only 2%! I was in the top 2% of my clutch and look at
me now? A single mother stuck on a
backward planet I don’t even know the name of.
Motherhood was never what I wanted, especially not at my age. And what
am I going to do with him? There aren’t any opportunities for a young Galasian
here and it’s no life for him stuck in that shed all day.’
The guard cat switched to cleaning his other front leg
without even looking up to acknowledge Tuy’s distress.
‘He needs to be out in the fresh air, running and playing with
the other youngsters. Not shunned for being different and locked away as if he
were a monster.’
These words did cause the guard cat to temporarily interrupt
his washing and look up at Tuy with an air of disbelief. His sensitive nose could detect the rank
odour of Piy locked up in his shed, even this far away in the kitchen, despite
the strong tang of onions that was in the air and the gamey scent of a goose
that had been hanging for a long time.
‘And it wasn’t just the exit permit I got. I was one of only seven hundred and twenty
females to be admitted into the Galactic Cocktail Shaking School on Mildorium
27. Can you even begin to imagine what
an achievement that was?’
The guard cat yawned delicately and turned around to lick
his nether regions. When would the
tedious woman shut up? At this rate she
would never turn her back, so he could get at that goose. She might think she had a hard life down
here, but really she had no clue as to what he had to go through just to get
the odd mouthful of food occasionally.
And cocktails? Really? She would have been better off going to a good
mousing academy, though god knows how many small rodents she would have to kill
every day to keep that malodorous turnling of hers fed.
‘It’s bad enough that you ignore me when I’m trying to talk
to you, but do you have to wash your private parts on my kitchen table?” she
asked him irritably. ‘And how come you
can’t talk like those royal cats can?’
If the guard cat had eyebrows he would have raised them in
disbelief. Why on earth did the woman think he would talk to her? Having to
listen to her rants as he was waiting for food was bad enough.
‘I was great at the cocktail shaking school; one of their
fastest learners ever. By the time I
graduated I could mix over fifteen hundred cocktails from fourteen different
planetary systems. And did you know that
I was one of only eight thousand graduates ever licensed to use slieppel juice
from Grandorminian 75? That stuff can
fell a Lotkair Sloth with just two drops.
I had my pick of jobs. I really
thought that bar in the mining belt was going to be the first step in a
glittering career. It was just oozing
with rich miners and droids, all with plenty of cash in their pockets and out
for a good time. The tips were fabulous. Did I tell you the story of the night that
tulsphate miner dropped a 560 carat diamond in my cleavage?
The cat elegantly stretched and then curled up into a ball
of mackerel striped fur. Was the woman
going to rant all night? What he really
wanted was to have a quick nap, but he could almost guarantee that as soon as
his eyes were closed that goose would be put in the baking pot and he would
have lost his chance. But it couldn’t hurt to let the woman think he was
asleep.
He could hear that Tuy had started plucking the large bird. Time was running out
and, in the mood she was in, he wasn’t sure he wanted to be around when she
started to chop it up with her cleaver.
‘You can ignore me if you want, but I’ve still got my
story. That tulsphate miner loved me you
know. Said he’d take me on his next prospecting
trip and buy me anything I wanted. Oh why did Aten have to come into my bar
that night? There were seventy five
others on that strip. I mean it’s not like I ever fancied him or anything, but
I’d never met one of the immortal ones before.
It’s not often a girl gets a chance to party with a member of the First
Families. He offered to show me his
space ship and the next thing you know we’ve run out of fuel in the middle of
nowhere. ‘
The guard cat curled up even tighter in the hope the woman
would take the hint and stop talking. Tuy,
however, was just getting into her stride.
‘I mean how does one of the immortal ones do something that
stupid? They’re supposed to be role
models for us, right? People we can look up to, not incompetent idiots who run
out of fuel and then don’t know how to fix the problem. If I’d known that I was going to be stuck
sweeping and cooking in a scratchy linen robe and too much eye make-up I would
have just stayed on the home planet. I
could have raised several clutches by now, not just one turnling.’
The guard cat could feel himself gradually dozing off. His was so sleepy he felt like his head had
been stuffed with cotton wool. The woman’s
voice now just sounded like a constant drone in his head and she wasn’t showing
any signs of stopping any time soon. If
he wanted that goose he would have to do something drastic.
There was only one thing he could think of that was guaranteed
to get her out of the kitchen in a hurry, leaving his coveted prize
unattended. So he slowly reached out his
mind, probing until he found the wooden door of the shed Piy was locked
in. He could sense the Galasian turnling
impotently hammering at the rough wooden slats trying to get out, so he pulsed
some energy into the stout piece of rope that was holding the door closed. After a few seconds it ignited in a blaze of
hot, blue flames that rapidly burned through the rope. The next time Piy’s fist
hit the door it swung abruptly open.
Any time now thought the guard cat smugly, as he started
counting down from ten. Ten, nine,
eight, seven ....... Suddenly, a loud female scream, followed by the guttural
roar of a Galasian turnling shattered the late afternoon silence that had been
hanging over the villa. More screaming
and the sound of running feet followed.
Tuy, her tearful rant rudely interrupted by the commotion,
angrily slammed the half-plucked goose back down on the table in a cloud of
grey and white feathers.
‘Not again,’ she screamed. ‘How did he get out this
time? And why are those stupid girls
screaming, it’s not like he’s anything to be scared of. I suppose I’m going to have
to go and sort it out. Not like anyone
else is going to.’
She quickly wiped her hands clean on the scrap of linen she
used as a towel and ran out of the room in the direction of the screaming.
The guard cat waited until he could hear her footsteps
pounding down the verandah, before he lifted his head and looked at where the
goose was now lying on the kitchen table.